Healthy Winter!

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US and NO NAKED SANTAS!!!!

The Most Important Junk I learned from Stout and Eyer's Classes

1. Math is False
2. One day Robo-Sapien II will be doing all our work
3. Genie is the Blonde Al-Qaida
4. All Rachels don't know from pretty
5. Save a tree, kill a writer. Save a forest, kill Stout and Eyer.
6. Whenever someone votes Republican, somewhere God kills a kitten.
7. HUBRIS!!!!!!!
8. Marry wealthy and if you are already wealthy, marry hot.
9. HA UPM AASM
10. Ninja Turtles are WEAK SAUCE!
11. Trevor plays Barbie games.
12. I R DVRCNG U CLITUS
13. If you leave gold lying around, rich white guys will show up at your door step.
14. Payton Manning is a gay football player. We hate the whole Manning family.
15. Burn the Bush!
16. Mel Gibson is the answer to everything.
17. Stout is God
18. Eyer's class is a dictatorship. As a student in his class, I have no rights.
19. Big Brother is watching you!
20. Stout's class is my life. All other things in my life are irrelevant.
21. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
22. Don't steal! The government hates competition!
23. It has not yet been revealed to me!
24. FREE HAWAII!!
25. If you suck, Stout will fire you.
26. Teddy Roosevelt rocks!
27. It's EYER!! Not EYERS! There is only one man!
28. "Teacher Man why i no grajiate?"
29. Andy edits Stout's papers so if there is an error it's because Andy is slacking off.
30. Itch!!!!
31. THE FACE is watching you!
32. Since I don't like football, I hate America.
33. All students who attend Columbine (I mean Columbia) or Nampa are helping the terrorists and we must push over one of their trash cans every day!
34. BLOOD OF SQUANTO!!!!
35. Have a weekend
36. Festivus for the rest of us!
37. You can't say 'Merry Christmas' or 'Happy Holidays'! To be completely politically correct you must say 'Healthy Winter'!
38. All Scientists are crazy
39. If you don't vote for liberty, YOU WON'T GET IT!!!
40. Don't let Eyer fool you, keep Idaho green!